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Make classy classic camera bookends. The factory stock economy model is mounted on unfinished wood, while the ultra-premium, extra-troublesome Studio Master model is mounted on marble.
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Turn your Kiev into a magnificient pounding tool, just add a handle. Pounding capability proven on the Mir spacestation by Soviet cosmonauts.
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Turn the Kiev bodies into anchors for surf boards.
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Sell the Kiev bodies as ballast to hot-air balloon operators.
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Sell the Kiev bodies as weights to be inserted into useless and illegal devices, such as cable TV receiver/descramblers. Besides, it looks better than bricks!
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Carry Kiev cameras in diaper bags to make great self defense weapons.
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Use as insect repellants.
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Open up a chain of Kiev Roach Motels: Coat the interior--especially the gearwork--with a sticky substance to permanently trap cockroaches. They check-in but never check out!
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Convert film magazines into walnut grinders.
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